Voltaire Witty Quotations

I have a simple philosophy: Fill what's empty. Empty what's full. Scratch where it itches. Alice Roosevelt Longworth Life is a shipwreck but we must not forget to sing in the lifeboats.

A witty saying proves nothing, but saying something pointless gets people's attention.

A witty saying proves nothing.

Common sense is not so common.

God created sex. Priests created marriage.

The superfluous, a very necessary thing.

A witty quote proves nothing.

Now, now my good man, this is no time for making enemies.