Bette Davis Funny Quotations

I'd marry again if I found a man who had fifteen million dollars, would sign over half to me, and guarantee that he'd be dead within a year.

Brought up to respect the conventions, love had to end in marriage. I'm afraid it did.

I'd luv to kiss ya, but I just washed my hair.

I will not retire while I've still got my legs and my make-up box.

An affair now and then is good for a marriage. It adds spice, stops it from getting boring... I ought to know.

From the moment I was six I felt sexy. And let me tell you it was hell, sheer hell, waiting to do something about it.