Charles Barkley Funny Quotations

I think that the team that wins game five will win the series. Unless we lose game five.

The older I get, the faster I was.

Say, Cuttino. What are those Godawful clothes you're wearing? Man, this ain't Rhode Island anymore. You're in the NBA. The girls have teeth here.

Hey Steve, no offense, but if you couldn't shoot, there would be no reason for you to be alive.

Christian is going to be the strongest man in the NBA next year, because all he's been doing all summer is carrying around the luggage for 11 guys.

We're just playing basketball. It's not like we're going out to have unprotected sex with Magic.

I don't mess with that cat. I'm pretty sure he carries a blade under his jersey.

Hakeem couldn't kick your ass cause you were too close, kissing his!

It's the kind of game that makes you go home and beat your wife.