Dave Chappelle Humor Quotations

You can't get unfamous. You can get infamous but you can't get unfamous.

Remember what the Bible says: He who is without sin, cast the first rock. And I shall smoketh it.

Is this the 5:00 Free Crack Giveaway?

No one wants to get their ass beat to a soundtrack.

New white people, you can't scare these white people, I tried.

Why don't you click your heels three times and go back to Africa.