Homer Funny Quotations

The difficulty is not so great to die for a friend, as to find a friend worth dying for.

Fame was like a drug. But what was even more like a drug were the drugs.

Homer no function beer well without.

If something's hard to do, then it's not worth doing.

But you can't stop at one, you wanna drink another woman!

Why, you could wake up dead tomorrow

Pffft, English. Who needs that? I'm never going to England.

When will I learn? The answers to life's problems aren't at the bottom of a bottle. THEY'RE ON TV!

If it doesn't have siamese twins in a jar, it is not a fair.

Good things don't end in -eum; they end in -mania or -teria.

I was working on a flat tax proposal and accidentally proved there was no God.

The strong must protect the sweet.

I've always wondered if there was a God. And now I know there is -- and it's me.