Jimmy Kimmel Funny Quotations

Adam doesn't need a partner, ... The guy is just funny. He has a strong opinion on almost every topic. You can ask him about Sea-Monkeys or shoelaces and he has a strong opinion. And when he gets going, you're just a bystander.

That's my main flaw: I always think authority figures or my boss is going to think something I do is funny. And usually they don't.

I'm sure I would, ... But that would be funny for you.

I don't really need to be dirty to be funny.

It's funny how all of this has worked out - I wasn't popular in high school, but now every drunken guy in the United States wants to be my pal. They all want to buy me a shot, and pretty soon I'm throwing up.