Larry David Funny Quotations

Anyone can be confident with a full head of hair. But a confident bald man - there's your diamond in the rough.

If you tell the truth about how you're feeling, it becomes funny.

People have often wondered how they'd feel if they were adopted. I think it's funny.

I had a wonderful childhood, which is tough because it's hard to adjust to a miserable adulthood.

I think we're all good and bad, but good's not funny. Bad is funny. Suppress the good and let the bad out, and then you can be funny.

Women love a self-confident bald man.

You have to discover when you're inadequate to be funny and you don't know you're inadequate when you're a kid.

I'm surprized Hitler didn't round up the toupee people.