Richard Pryor Funny Quotations

I ain't no movie star, man. I'm a booty star.

Marriage is really tough because you have to deal with feelings... and lawyers.

I went to Zimbabwe. I know how white people feel in America now; relaxed! Cause when I heard the police car I knew they weren't coming after me!

I'd like to make you laugh for about ten minutes though I'm gonna be on for an hour.

I never met anybody who said when they were a kid, I wanna grow up and be a critic.

I had to stop drinkin, cuz I got tired of waking up in my car driving ninety.