Wanda Sykes Funny Quotations

I'm here today because I refused to be unhappy. I took a chance.

I have a funny family, but none of them are remotely in show business.

Some government workers are dedicated and work hard, but most of them are just waiting to retire.

There is a double standard out there. Comedy is a male business; it's not ladylike what we're doing. But at the end of the day, if it's funny, it's funny, and funny tends to quiet the criticisms.

Whether you have a show or not, you can still be somewhere being funny.