Woody Allen Wife Quotations

A wife lasts only for the length of the marriage, but an ex-wife is there for the rest of your life.

I don't have to 'freedom-kiss' my wife when what I really want to do is French-kiss her.

I tended to place my wife under a pedestal.

No one will be petty about this and we can forget about our differences and I will not have to refer to my French fried potatoes as 'freedom fries' and I don't have to freedom kiss my wife when I really want to French kiss her. So let's pull together now.

I got a divorce because my ex-wife left me for another woman.

My wife and I thought we were in love, but it turned out to be benign

What I do know about physics is that to a man standing on the shore, time passes quicker than to a man on a boat - especially if the man on the boat is with his wife.

You can be with your wife, very happily married, and then you meet some woman and you love her. But you love your wife, too. And you also love that one. Or if she's met some man and she loves the man and she loves you. And then you meet somebody else and now there are three of you. Why only one person?

I've had bad luck in my two previous marriages. The first wife left me, and the second did not. ­

I was thrown out of NYU for cheating-with the deans wife

My wife is immature. Whenever I take a bath, she sinks my boats.