Brendan Behan Funny Quotations

The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs a lot less.

New York is my Lourdes, where I go for spiritual refreshment... a place where you're least likely to be bitten by a wild goat.

Critics are like eunuchs in a harem; they know how it's done, they've seen it done every day, but they're unable to do it themselves.

I think weddings are sadder than funerals, because they remind you of your own wedding. You can't be reminded of your own funeral because it hasn't happened. But weddings always make me cry.

Pound notes are the best religion in the world.

That you, sister. May you be the mother of a bishop.