Charlie Chaplin Funny Quotations

A day without laughter is a day wasted.

I have no further use for America. I wouldn't go back there if Jesus Christ was President.

To help a friend in need is easy, but to give him your time is not always opportune.

All I need to make a comedy is a park, a policeman and a pretty girl.

Life can be wonderful if you're not afraid of it. All it takes is courage, imagination ... and a little dough

What a sad business is being funny!