Elbert Hubbard Funny Quotations

Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive.

Genius may have its limitations, but stupidity is not thus handicapped.

Never get married in college; it's hard to get a start if a prospective employer finds you've already made one mistake.

A man is not paid for having a head and hands, but for using them.

If you can't answer a man's arguments, all is not lost; you can still call him vile names.

A pessimist? That's a person who has been intimately acquainted with an optimist.

You can lead a boy to college, but you cannot make him think.

Most people like hard work, particularly when they're paying for it.

The stupidity of one brain multiplied by twelve.

Blessed is the man who has found someone to do his work.