Groucho Marx Years Quotations

Why a four-year-old child could understand this report. Run out and find me a four-year-old child. I can't make head nor tail out of it.

I've got the brain of a four year old. I'll bet he was glad to be rid of it.

If you were a man, you'd go into business for yourself. I know a fellow who started out last year with just a canoe. Now he's got more women than you can shake a stick at, if that's your idea of a good time.

I was born at a very early age. Before I had time to regret it, I was four and a half years old.

Gentlemen, Chicolini here may talk like an idiot, and look like an idiot, but don't let that fool you: he really is an idiot. I implore you, send him back to his father and brothers, who are waiting for him with open arms in the penitentiary. I suggest that we give him ten years in Leavenworth, or eleven years in Twelveworth.

I made a killing on Wall Street a few years ago...I shot my broker.

I've known and respected your husband for many years, and what's good enough for him is good enough for me

Three years ago I came to Florida without a nickel in my pocket. Now I've got a nickel in my pocket

If he's been married for 31 years, he's not the same man.