Jim Carrey Funny Quotations

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.

I got a lot of support from my parents. That's the one thing I always appreciated. They didn't tell me I was being stupid; they told me I was being funny.

I'm very serious about no alcohol, no drugs. Life is too beautiful.

Ever since I started to get recognition I've picked out certain fans and reverse-stalked them.

If I'm not back in 5 minutes, just wait longer.

If we (Lauren and Jim) ever get married, we're just going to put helmets on, run into each other from a hundred yards, and smash together like rams

I can be your best friend or your worst enemy. You seem to prefer the latter.

Until Ace Ventura, no actor had considered talking through his ass.

Don't you just hate it, when you are in bed with three beautiful women, and the least attractive one whispers: save it for me!

Just because I rock doesn't mean I am made of stone.