John Cleese Funny Quotations

If God did not intend for us to eat animals, then why did he make them out of meat?

You don't have to be the Dalai Lama to tell people that life's about change.

The English contribution to world cuisine - the chip.

When we hold a World Championship for a particular sport, we invite teams from other countries to play as well.

Oh, I could spend my life having this conversation - look - please try to understand before one of us dies

Yes it's her husband. She hasn't got over it. Died thirty years ago.

A satisfied customer. We should have him stuffed.

years ago we would have been burned for this. Now what I am suggesting is that we've advanced.

Manuel will show you to your rooms - if you're lucky.