Laurence J. Peter Funny Quotations

Originality is the fine art of remembering what you hear but forgetting where you heard it.

Expert: a man who makes three correct guesses consecutively.

If two wrongs don't make a right, try three.

An economist is an expert who will know tomorrow why the things he predicted yesterday didn't happen today.

A man doesn't know what he knows until he knows what he doesn't know.

Television has changed the American child from an irresistable force to an immovable object.

America is a land of taxation that was founded to avoid taxation.

Heredity is what sets the parents of a teenager wondering about each other.

Everyone rises to their level of incompetence.