P. G. Wodehouse Funny Quotations

She had a penetrating sort of laugh. Rather like a train going into a tunnel.

Sudden success in golf is like the sudden acquisition of wealth. It is apt to unsettle and deteriorate the character.

Has anybody ever seen a dramatic critic in the daytime? Of course not. They come out after dark, up to no good.

It is fatal to let any dog know that he is funny, for he immediately loses his head and starts hamming it up.

It's a funny thing about looking for things. If you hunt for a needle in a haystack you don't find it. If you don't give a darn whether you ever see the needle or not it runs into you the first time you lean against the stack.

Golf, like measles, should be caught young.

An apple a day, if well aimed, keeps the doctor away.