Paris Hilton Funny Quotations

I'm blonde and tanned and normal-sized! I'm sweet, shy, funny, have a big heart and I'm nice - and I like to eat.

A true heiress is never mean to anyone - except a girl who steals your boyfriend.

I'm so smart now. Everyone's always like 'take your top off'. Sorry, NO! They always want to get that money shot. I'm not stupid.

If someone ever asks you to do something for them, do it really bad so you never have to do it again.

Wal-mart... do they like make walls there?

What's a soup kitchen?

If I could read a book, I'd definitely read one of yours.

I'm not a sexual person, really. I don't really care about sex.