Robert Benchley Humor Quotations

There seems to be no lengths to which humorless people will not go to analyze humor. It seems to worry them.

Defining and analyzing humor is a pastime of humorless people.

In Milwaukee last month a man died laughing over one of his own jokes. That's what makes it so tough for us outsiders. We have to fight home competition.

Streets full of water. Please Advise.

One cubic foot less of space and it would have constituted adultery.