Robert Frost Funny Quotations

By working faithfully eight hours a day you may eventually get to be boss and work twelve hours a day.

The brain is a wonderful organ; it starts working the moment you get up in the morning and does not stop until you get into the office.

A bank is a place where they lend you an umbrella in fair weather and ask for it back when it begins to rain.

You can't get too much winter in the winter.

Half the world is composed of people who have something to say and can't, and the other half who have nothing to say and keep on saying it.

The greatest thing in family life is to take a hint when a hint is intended-and not to take a hint when a hint isn't intended.

Home is the place where, when you have to go there, they have to take you in.

A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.

The reason why worry kills more people than work is that more people worry than work.

A jury consists of twelve persons chosen to decide who has the better lawyer.

It's a funny thing that when a man hasn't anything on earth to worry about, he goes off and gets married.

You don't have to deserve your mother's love. You have to deserve your father s. He's more particular. The father is always a Republican towards his son, and his mother's always a Democrat.

There is one thing more exasperating than a wife who can cook and won't, and that's a wife who can't cook and will.

College is a refuge from hasty judgment.

I'm not confused. I'm just well mixed.

I cut my own hair. I got sick of barbers because they talk too much. And too much of their talk was about my hair coming out.