Roseanne Barr Funny Quotations

My hope is that gays will be running the world, because then there would be no war. Just a greater emphasis on military apparel.

Experts say you should never hit your children in anger. When is a good time? When you're feeling festive?

The day I worry about cleaning my house is the day Sears comes out with a riding vacuum cleaner.

I know how to do anything, I'm a mom.

Women are cursed, and men are the proof.