Sydney J. Harris Funny Quotations

The time to relax is when you don't have time for it.

Our dilemma is that we hate change and love it at the same time; what we really want is for things to remain the same but get better.

Middle Age is that perplexing time of life when we hear two voices calling us, one saying, 'Why not?' and the other, 'Why bother?'

When I hear somebody sigh, 'Life is hard,' I am always tempted to ask, 'Compared to what?'

When a baseball player makes an error, it goes into the record and is published. How many of us could stand this sort of daily scrutiny?