Benjamin Disraeli Funny Quotations

My idea of an agreeable person is a person who agrees with me.

Everyone likes flattery; and when you come to Royalty you should lay it on with a trowel.

Every man has a right to be conceited until he is successful.

No man is regular in his attendance at the House of Commons until he is married.

Talk to a man about himself and he will listen for hours.

There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies, and statistics.

It destroys one's nerves to be amiable every day to the same human being.

Nurture your mind with great thoughts, for you will never go any higher than you think.

When men are pure, laws are useless; when men are corrupt, laws are broken.

Her Majesty is not a subject.

Every man should marry - and no woman