Noel Coward Funny Quotations

I've sometimes thought of marrying - and then I've thought again.

I love criticism just so long as it's unqualified praise.

People are wrong when they say opera is not what it used to be. It is what it used to be. That is what's wrong with it.

It's like this, dear boy, the one in front is blind and the kind one behind is pushing him.

The Stately Homes of England, How beautiful they stand, To prove the Upper Classes, Have still the Upper Hand.

Dear 338171 (May I call you 338?)

Never trust a man with short legs. His brains are too near his bottom.

I have always been very fond of them (drama critics) . . . I think it is so frightfully clever of them to go night after night to the theatre and know so little about it.