Witty Quotations | Page 13

Any man who is under 30, and is not a liberal, has no heart; and any man who is over 30, and is not a conservative, has no brains.

Don't argue about the difficulties. The difficulties will argue for themselves.

The United States invariably does the right thing, after having exhausted every other alternative.

In war it does not matter who is right, but who is left.

A sheep in sheep's clothing.

He looks like a female llama who has been surprised in the bath.

If you wanted nothing done at all, Balfour was the man for the job.

The taxpayers are sending congressmen on expensive trips abroad. It might be worth it except they keep coming back

One picture is worth 1,000 denials.

If you're ridin' ahead of the herd, take a look back every now and then to make sure it's still there

I'm not so much interested in the return ON my money as I am in the return OF my money.

The English never draw a line without blurring it.

Science should be on tap, not on top.