Steven Wright Laughing Quotations

Only one in four jokes ever works, and I still can't predict what people will laugh at.

I was always making my friends laugh, but I never wanted the attention of the whole classroom.

If you tell a joke in the forest, but nobody laughs, was it a joke?

I laugh all the time - at things, people, stuff, whatever. But, I don't laugh onstage because then it's serious business.

I feel lucky that I can have people laugh solidly for a whole hour by just saying what I think and getting paid for it.

Like other kids wanted to become firemen or astronauts, I wanted to make people laugh.

Imagine if birds were tickled by feathers. You'd see a flock of birds come by, laughing hysterically!

Laughing stock: cattle with a sense of humor.